why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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