barbara walters just said penis...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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