bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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