I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's shark week go big or go home
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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