where am i from again
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You took a bar mat shot.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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