Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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