is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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