is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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