I'm really into asian looking animals
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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