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You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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