let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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