Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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