That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
