I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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