living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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