The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
