Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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