He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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