Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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