he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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