There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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