Whod you bang
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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