i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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