I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
