Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
smell my finger.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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