we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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