why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you would pick up someone in the library
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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