Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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