White coat. Heels.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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