Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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