dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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