I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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