help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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