waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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