I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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