yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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