My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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