Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Randomize