All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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