He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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