Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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