is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
