And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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