u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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