Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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