What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Can I color on your dick again?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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