i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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