I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
