You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
