You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
i out mim tonsoeep
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