jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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