Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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