This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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