I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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