Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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